Percy Jackson x Chopped smut 18+!!!!! Warning: don't like Yaoi don't read!!!

"Four demi-gods, three courses, only one chance to win. The challenge: create an unforgettable meal from the mystery items hidden in this basket before time runs out. Our distinguished panel of chefs will critique their work, and one by one they must face the dreaded chopping block. Who will win the ten thousand dollar prize? And who, will be chopped? Four Demi-gods think they have what it takes to be the chopped champion, let's meet them." Ted Allen said as he finished up his opening speech as per usual. He was used to saying it after chopped had been given so many seasons, so he was a fucking pro. After the camera was done capturing Ted's beautiful features it was quick to switch over to where the chefs- or in this case, Demi-gods, would be walking out. First was Percy Jackson, the main mother fucker himself. Usually the competitors would walk down the hallway, but Percy was different. He dumped a kiddy pool full of water out onto the ground, and slid down it like a fucking penguin all while screeching like a dolphin! Alton brown, one of the judges, was immediately aroused by the display, although he didn't say anything. "I want to win chopped so I can eat 6000 blue jelly beans!!!!" Percy screamed like the little bitch he was. He gave the camera a wave before heading over to his cooking station. Next up was Nico, aka emofucker69. Before Nico came down the hallway my chemical romance started blasting from the speakers. Surprisingly enough Gordon Ramsay was the only judge who didn't plug his ears, and instead he began to bop his head in tune of the music. Nico finally came moonwalking down the hallway in full black while MCR continued to blast from the speakers. His eyeliner was running down his eyes but nobody said anything, because Nico always wanted his eyeliner to look flawless and if you said it was fucked up he would beat you to a pulp.
"..........I want to win chopped so I can see my chemical romance in person. I want to get a private concert." Nico mumbled, middle fingering the camera when it came closer to him. But of course, the MCR music was soon turned off as it was will's turn to come out into the chopped kitchen. Beethoven's symphony no. 9 began to play instead, and will did a FUCKIJG ballet dance out while smoking a gluten free blunt all the while. When Ted Allen asked the important question of "Why do you want to win chopped?" all will responded with was "Because I'm a vegan. I want everyone to know that vegan recipes are fun and organic!!!!". Guy Fieri looked like he was going to vomit shortly after Will said that, so the producers turned off the classical music so the last competitor could walk out. And oh boy did she FUCKING ACE THAT WALK. ANNABETH mother FUCKIG chase came out wearing sunglasses whilst reading a book on architecture. There could've been goddamn explosions in the background. Gordon Ramsay looked like he was about to punch himself because ANNABETH looked so much better than he did. When asked why she wanted to win chopped, annabeth just shrugged like the mother fucking cool cat she was. She didn't need to say anything.

".....well then, those are our competitors today. Let's begin!!!!' Ted said, obviously overly enthusiastic about this whole thing. "The first round is the appetizer round. Everyone go to your baskets!!! The mystery ingredients will be:
pink cotton candy
celery
pineapple
beef jerky-"
"EXCUSE ME???" Will solace said, slamming his hands down on the table in front of him. "WE CANT HAVE MEAT!!! THATS AGAINST THE LAWS OF NATURE LOOK AT YOUR TEETH!! WE ARE DESIGNED TO ALL BE VEGAN!!! IM A VEGAN!!! ANYONE WHO ISN'T A VEGAN IS DISGUSTING!!" he insisted, and guy fieri promptly vomited behind the judges table.
"Oh.. Uh, well....." Ted began, and quickly grabbed the beef jerky out of everyone's basket. He stuffed it all into his back pocket and ran into the pantry where he grabbed blueberry flavoured lube instead.
"NEVERMIND!!! THE LAST MYSTERY INGREDIENT WILL BE LUBE!!" Ted said, glancing over at will. Will just gave him a wink in return, and Ted had to fuckin compose himself before he popped a boner over a 15 year old kid.
"L-L-LET THE COOKIN BEGIN!!!!" Ted yelled, and almost instantly the Demi-gods began to whip around the fucking kitchen like Tasmanian devils. The judges decided that they may as well get up to see what the young cooks were making, and Alton brown almost immediately beelined his way to Percy Jackson. "Soooo... Percy...." Alton said as nonchalantly as he possibly could. "What are you making? Is it good eats???" Alton asked, leaning against Percy's counter.
Percy, who was currently adding dark blue food colouring to his pink cotton candy so he could change its hue, just glanced up at the older man. "...good eats? Yes, I think this dish could be good eats. Who doesn't like pure sugar and fool colouring??" Alton just nodded, whipping out a notebook and pen from his ass. "I suppose you're right, mboy...that does sound delicious. I can't wait to see what good eats you make....... What will you be using the lube for?"

At that, Percy just laughed. "Oh, Alton. Don't be silly! I won't be using my lube in my dish. I'll be using it on myself!"

To be continued

Hail Asstra

This was written by Italysjigglypasta

Diddly darn dingle dangle dong, Norgay wasn't sure what to do.  He had run all out of his magnificent buttery butter butts. 'It must've been dickfart,' he said aloud, toying with his wand and screeching like a chinchilla on taco tuesday, 'that gallooon of gorg is always rubbing it between his thighs.' Well, at least that's what he told himself. In reality, norgi the corgi just couldn't fit through the noorway anymore so he had to grease it up before gnawing his way through the frame. Sweeten often teased him for this, but was usually too bissy choking Finelint with some salmiakki he grew from his testicular sackullus. Of course, he'd never admit it. Everyone just thinks he's lubing up for his audtion in the hot as a doog new magazine 'BDSM with SWDN'. Eyeslip really liked that mug-a-zoo. He actually hides 4.206,966,669 copies under his forehead folds in the act of master-baton. he's a world wide chapmmiun with a high score of seven in all the events. One morening, the Poordicks woke up to a strange sound in their basement. Finelint was at least 37% sure it was a dormant volcano. Eyeslip really likes volcanos, and he's always racing them in the storage closet (ak47 his bathroom). He's never told anyone, but he doesn't have a permit. he's been filed for arrest 23 times in the past seventy-three milliseconds, and that isn't even for his illegal use of refrigerator porn. he doesnt' have  a perm for that either, but who's cunting. Deciding to check it out, sweeten exorcist gallops down the stairs at 5000mph, breaking his neck on the properly placed table saw. sobbing like a schoolgirl having her 75th annual fascist birtday party with her lamp post husband, eyelsip tumbles down the stairs doing the splits on sweeten's erecct sweedong. he was told that people running a mourge have to snap boners of corpses. this was it. this was his moment. cracking his spine at a 360 degree angle, the peewee hermoine inside of him burst, spewing molten rock and blowing up everything in sight. this was eyeslip's dream. an active volcant. backfllipping down the stairs, finelint sashayed into the boiler room, ripping off the hinges from every induvidual dildo. this took him a total of hhhhhhhhhhhh days and hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh years. he was impressed. it was his best work. slowly dragging himself across the rubble, norweese lauched himself into the crawl space, hearing a faint clapping. confuzled, he crawled closer to realize he maed a terrivel misake. it was dickfart. he was there, in the back of a table of corpses in party hats. he was singing the birthady song and slowly approaching norsene. he couldn'y take it, he wouuldn'y make it. erBBERYBODY MAKES MISTAKS. he quails, zooming out of the sex hotrel on his razor scooker, flyin g into the sun. this was the end. the end is nye. bill nye. bill nye's real name is William Stanford. wIL WILL WILL WIL L WILL WILL WILL WILL, WILL STAN THE SCIENCE MAn. m a r r o n p o p a s t r i k e s a g a i n, f u c k h y d r a,  h a i l a s s t r a.

Galaxy Land Adventure

            You ventured into West Edmonton Mall for an expected fun day at Galaxy Land. It was your first time going to that amusement park. Everyone else in the city had already been there, so you asked a few friends to come along with you. The main entrance looked pretty cheery, but for some reason, it was deserted. Pretty odd for a famous amusement park. Once you and your friends had paid for a day pass to all the rides, you decided to split up. You and your one friend were a group, while your other two friends were another. You liked calming rides while your other friends liked to do more adventurous things, like roller coasters. It was a good thing that you did split up. You’re group decided to start with the bumper cars, which were pretty fun. Next, you went on the merry-go-round. Your friend wanted to take you on the Galaxy Land train, or the galaxy land express, after that. You both walked up to the entrance of the ride. It looked pretty basic, a little train with 3 cars attached to it. The line wasn’t long at all, so you would be able to get the next ride. Soon you heard the train pull up. It was incredibly small but somehow you and your friend fit the two of you into the very last car. It was a cute ride, and it soon started to take you around galaxy land at a slow speed. The train soon approached a purple door which automatically opened when the train got close. Once the entire train was under the tunnel the doors shut behind you. It was a little bit odd, but you decided not to care. It was cool in the tunnel anyways, your white shirt was glowing under the black light. The train went farther down the tunnel until you saw a little cartoon star hanging in the tunnel. Twinkle, you remembered its name to be. Twinkle and Cosmo were the mascots for galaxy land. You were admiring the tunnel until the train suddenly stopped. The driver of the train stood up and said that they were having technical difficulties, and the ride would be back up soon. Five minutes passed, then ten, then twenty. You were getting incredibly impatient, and so was your friend, so the driver suggested that you just walk out of the ride. The three of you approached the back door of the tunnel, where the two purple doors had swung shut. The driver pressed on them, but they wouldn’t open. All three of you tried, but the door didn’t seem to budge one bit. The driver was starting to panic because normally the door would open with a little push. This though, was different. Suddenly the black light turned off and everything was pitch black in the tunnel. You continued to try to open the tunnel door but something stopped you. Something you heard. “Goodbye..goodbye..have a nice day..” Something was saying in an odd sort of voice. You turned around to peer down into the tunnel. Just before where the train was parked was a shadow, moving. As it got closer and closer to you a horrible realization came to your mind. It was cosmo, the mascot. But it wasn’t an exact replica of cosmo. Instead of him looking cute and funny, his eyes were black and dead looking. “Goodbye..goodbye..” he repeated as he came closer, and you screamed. You ran down the second part of the tunnel to the other entrance, but the door was locked there. You could hear screaming and the sickening sound of crunching bones behind you, and you knew that cosmo had gotten the train conductor. But where was your friend? You slammed on the door with your fists as tears ran down your face. What sort of disgusting nightmare was this? Soon, the screaming stopped. It seemed like everything had gone back to normal. Until you heard the quiet music. It was the music that played whenever the train passed twinkle, the other mascot. You turned around with your back to the door. The entire tunnel was black. You stayed still until you heard a smashing noise, like breaking glass. Then, the music got louder. You stared straight ahead until you saw twinkle walking towards you. The music got louder. Twinkle looked like he always did, but his eyes were black and dead like cosmos’s were. You punched the door even harder but it was no use, this was where you were going to die. Twinkle walked closer and closer to you. You tried to run, but he grabbed you and pinned you down to the train tracks.

to be continued

X3

'Roleplay' England x Queen Elizabeth x Sherlock x Moriarty x John Watson x America x France x Italy x Germany x Wolves x Romano x Steven Harper x Barack Obama x Gordon Ramsay x Sealand x Princess Kate x Prince William x King Phillip

Arthur Kirkland <arthurfreakingkirkland@gmail.com>Thu, Oct 30, 2014 at 5:15 PM

To: Italys Jiggly Pasta <guest3307@gmail.com>

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On 10/18/14, at 1:18 PM, :): wrote: > Yes, indeed.. On 10/18/14, at 1:19 PM, The Queen wrote: > What other names do you go by? On 10/18/14, at 1:19 PM, :): wrote: > My stripper name is “France needs to take benadryl” On 10/18/14, at 1:19 PM, The Queen wrote: > Stripper? On 10/18/14, at 1:20 PM, The Queen wrote: > I remmeber my days as a stripper- On 10/18/14, at 1:20 PM, :): wrote: > Yes, your majesty. On 10/18/14, at 1:20 PM, :): wrote: > What was your name, may I ask? On 10/18/14, at 1:20 PM, Francis Bonnefoy-Vargas wrote: > I tuned out for a few minutes and now this- On 10/18/14, at 1:20 PM, The Queen wrote: > Haaha, I cannot remember.. Something like.. like.. On 10/18/14, at 1:21 PM, The Queen wrote: > Ah! Is this your friend? Will they be joining us for tea? On 10/18/14, at 1:21 PM, :): wrote: > No, you see…Francis is just my fuck toy On 10/18/14, at 1:21 PM, The Queen wrote: > The Queen forgets about stripper thing On 10/18/14, at 1:21 PM, The Queen wrote: > Ah. Well, nice to meet you, Francis. On 10/18/14, at 1:21 PM, The Queen wrote: > The Queen sticks out hand On 10/18/14, at 1:22 PM, :): wrote: > Francis blanks out sometimes, he’s probably off wanking right now— On 10/18/14, at 1:22 PM, The Queen wrote: > I don't blame him. > I would as well > OH! > I remember now! On 10/18/14, at 1:22 PM, The Queen wrote: > My name was 'Shonda Queef from Texas' ! On 10/18/14, at 1:23 PM, :): wrote: > …what sort of a name is that... On 10/18/14, at 1:23 PM, The Queen wrote: > It was so long ago, you've probably never heard of me.. On 10/18/14, at 1:23 PM, :): wrote: > I don’t think so, your majesty. On 10/18/14, at 1:23 PM, The Queen wrote: > What sort of a name is 'France needs to take benadryl?" On 10/18/14, at 1:23 PM, :): wrote: > EY M8 R U FOCKING OFFENDING ME On 10/18/14, at 1:23 PM, The Queen wrote: > Sounds like that one guy > Benadryl Cucumber On 10/18/14, at 1:23 PM, The Queen wrote: > Yeah, that's his name- On 10/18/14, at 1:23 PM, :): wrote: > I’LL SLAP YOUR TALLYWHACKER TO THE RIVER THAMES-oh On 10/18/14, at 1:24 PM, :): wrote: > Right, I forgot to tell you..I also go by John Watson On 10/18/14, at 1:24 PM, The Queen wrote: > A thrashing? For free? That sounds jolly! > J-John Watson..? On 10/18/14, at 1:24 PM, The Queen wrote: > /THE/ John Watson? On 10/18/14, at 1:24 PM, :): wrote: > Yes..? On 10/18/14, at 1:24 PM, The Queen wrote: > Never heard of him. On 10/18/14, at 1:24 PM, The Queen wrote: > The Queen continues walking On 10/18/14, at 1:24 PM, :): wrote: > ShIT On 10/18/14, at 1:24 PM, :): wrote: > :): continues followinginging On 10/18/14, at 1:24 PM, :): wrote: > When the fuck are we getting to the tea room? On 10/18/14, at 1:25 PM, The Queen wrote: > I don't know, two.. maybe three.. On 10/18/14, at 1:25 PM, :): wrote: > Three what? Days? Hours? On 10/18/14, at 1:25 PM, The Queen wrote: > ... On 10/18/14, at 1:25 PM, The Queen wrote: > Maybe four.. On 10/18/14, at 1:25 PM, :): wrote: > Oh... On 10/18/14, at 1:26 PM, The Queen wrote: > To your left we'll see William and Kate doing the do in the do the doing eith the diddly darn dong room. On 10/18/14, at 1:26 PM, :): wrote: > Brilliant, is that going to be the third child now? On 10/18/14, at 1:27 PM, The Queen wrote: > Third? Are they that far behind? On 10/18/14, at 1:27 PM, :): wrote: > What do you mean? On 10/18/14, at 1:27 PM, :): wrote: > By..’that far behind' On 10/18/14, at 1:27 PM, The Queen wrote: > I thought they'd be somewhere around seven.. maybe eight.. On 10/18/14, at 1:28 PM, :): wrote: > Thats quite a lot of children, don’t you think? On 10/18/14, at 1:28 PM, The Queen wrote: > Oh, no dear. I meant dongs in the hole. On 10/18/14, at 1:28 PM, :): wrote: > ..... On 10/18/14, at 1:28 PM, The Queen wrote: > For children? I haven't the slightest. On 10/18/14, at 1:28 PM, :): wrote: > But, William only has 1? On 10/18/14, at 1:29 PM, The Queen wrote: > ......Did you know they're having a new baby? On 10/18/14, at 1:29 PM, :): wrote: > I did On 10/18/14, at 1:29 PM, The Queen wrote: > The guards help out occasionally. On 10/18/14, at 1:29 PM, :): wrote: > Oh-- On 10/18/14, at 1:29 PM, :): wrote: > Can I possibly get some of that action later? On 10/18/14, at 1:29 PM, The Queen wrote: > I can schedule an appointment if you'd like. On 10/18/14, at 1:30 PM, :): wrote: > That would be nice..around four o clock works for me On 10/18/14, at 1:30 PM, The Queen wrote: > Maybe me and Philip could join as well- On 10/18/14, at 1:30 PM, The Queen wrote: > Four o' clock will do. On 10/18/14, at 1:30 PM, :): wrote: > Perfect. On 10/18/14, at 1:30 PM, The Queen wrote: > Brilliant On 10/18/14, at 1:30 PM, The Queen wrote: > . On 10/18/14, at 1:31 PM, :): wrote: > I’m getting quite thirsty from all of this walking, are we getting any closer to the tea room? On 10/18/14, at 1:31 PM, The Queen wrote: > Can't say.. On 10/18/14, at 1:31 PM, The Queen wrote: > The Queen tumbleweed blows past On 10/18/14, at 1:31 PM, The Queen wrote: > AH! We've walked too far south! On 10/18/14, at 1:31 PM, The Queen wrote: > We're in the Sahara! On 10/18/14, at 1:31 PM, :): wrote: > shIT > HOW THE FUCK-- On 10/18/14, at 1:32 PM, :): wrote: > YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR MAJESTY? On 10/18/14, at 1:32 PM, The Queen wrote: > Yes? On 10/18/14, at 1:32 PM, :): wrote: > IM TIRED OF ALL THIS BULLSHIT On 10/18/14, at 1:32 PM, The Queen wrote: > The Queen mouunts camel On 10/18/14, at 1:32 PM, The Queen wrote: > Ah? On 10/18/14, at 1:32 PM, The Queen wrote: > Are you? On 10/18/14, at 1:32 PM, :): wrote: > THIS IS WHY I STOPPED LIVING IN BUCKINGHAM PALACE On 10/18/14, at 1:32 PM, :): wrote: > AND MOVED INTO MY OWN HOUSE On 10/18/14, at 1:32 PM, The Queen wrote: > Artie- On 10/18/14, at 1:32 PM, :): wrote: > DONT ‘ARTIE’ ME, MUM On 10/18/14, at 1:32 PM, The Queen wrote: > I- On 10/18/14, at 1:32 PM, The Queen wrote: > ... On 10/18/14, at 1:32 PM, :): wrote: > I CAN DO WHAT I WANT NOW On 10/18/14, at 1:33 PM, The Queen wrote: > Arthur. On 10/18/14, at 1:33 PM, :): wrote: > :): sighs On 10/18/14, at 1:33 PM, :): wrote: > What? On 10/18/14, at 1:33 PM, The Queen wrote: > I'm cancelling your appointment and putting you back into ballet. On 10/18/14, at 1:33 PM, :): wrote: > No.. On 10/18/14, at 1:33 PM, :): wrote: > NO! On 10/18/14, at 1:33 PM, The Queen wrote: > Don't argue. On 10/18/14, at 1:33 PM, The Queen wrote: > Arthur- On 10/18/14, at 1:33 PM, :): wrote: > I WILL /NOT/ GO INTO BALLET AGAIN On 10/18/14, at 1:33 PM, The Queen wrote: > You will do as I say! On 10/18/14, at 1:33 PM, :): wrote: > NO I WONT. On 10/18/14, at 1:34 PM, The Queen wrote: > ARTWIRE HAMISH TWERKLAND! YOU SHUT YOUR POTTY MOUTH BEFORE I TURN THIS CAMEL AROUND! On 10/18/14, at 1:34 PM, :): wrote: > TURN THE FUCKING CAMEL AROUND, SEE IF I CARE On 10/18/14, at 1:34 PM, The Queen wrote: > The Queen turns camel around On 10/18/14, at 1:35 PM, The Queen wrote: > THAT'S IT. NO MORE QUIDDITCH. On 10/18/14, at 1:35 PM, Francis Bonnefoy-Vargas wrote: > Francis Bonnefoy-Vargas watching with popcorn On 10/18/14, at 1:35 PM, :): wrote: > No.. On 10/18/14, at 1:35 PM, :): wrote: > Mum, no.. On 10/18/14, at 1:35 PM, The Queen wrote: > I'M PUTTING YOUR UNICORNS IN THE POUND. I'LL DO IT! On 10/18/14, at 1:35 PM, :): wrote: > You know how I love Quidditch.. On 10/18/14, at 1:35 PM, The Queen wrote: > THIS HAS GONE ON FAR TOO LONG. On 10/18/14, at 1:36 PM, :): wrote: >  I’LL DO THE BLOODY FUCKING BALLET! On 10/18/14, at 1:36 PM, The Queen wrote: > YOU STOP THAT POTTY TALK THIS INSTANT! On 10/18/14, at 1:36 PM, :): wrote: > OH SHUT IT On 10/18/14, at 1:36 PM, The Queen wrote: > WHAT WAS THAT? On 10/18/14, at 1:36 PM, :): wrote: > I SAID SHUT IT! On 10/18/14, at 1:37 PM, The Queen wrote: > I'M SORRY, DID YOU SAY YOU WANTED THE TEA FACTORIES TO BE DEMOLISHED AROUND YOUR HOME? On 10/18/14, at 1:37 PM, The Queen wrote: > I CAN CALL IN RIGHT NOW-- On 10/18/14, at 1:37 PM, :): wrote: > I HAVE A HIDDEN STASH OF TEA HIDDEN IN MY BASEMENT On 10/18/14, at 1:37 PM, :): wrote: > GO AHEAD AND DESTROY THE TEA FACTORIES On 10/18/14, at 1:37 PM, The Queen wrote: > WELL NOW I KNOW. I'LL CONFISCATE YOUR BASEMENT TEA. On 10/18/14, at 1:37 PM, :): wrote: > YOU CANT CONFISCATE MY BASEMENT TEA, BECAUSE I’VE PUT A CURSE AROUND IT On 10/18/14, at 1:37 PM, :): wrote: > NOBODY CAN GET TO IT BUT ME On 10/18/14, at 1:38 PM, The Queen wrote: > DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO? On 10/18/14, at 1:38 PM, The Queen wrote: > The Queen grabs wand On 10/18/14, at 1:38 PM, :): wrote: > REALLY? A DUEL? NOW? On 10/18/14, at 1:38 PM, :): wrote: > WE’RE IN THE FUCKING /SAHARA/ On 10/18/14, at 1:38 PM, The Queen wrote: > EVEN BETTER. On 10/18/14, at 1:38 PM, :): wrote: > FINE. WHATEVER YOU WANT. On 10/18/14, at 1:39 PM, :): wrote: > :): takes out wand as well On 10/18/14, at 1:39 PM, The Queen wrote: > The Queen dismounts camel On 10/18/14, at 1:39 PM, :): wrote: > http://youtu.be/_hAZEQ94plA On 10/18/14, at 1:39 PM, :): wrote: > :): gets off of camel On 10/18/14, at 1:39 PM, The Queen wrote: > ACCIO! On 10/18/14, at 1:39 PM, The Queen wrote: > The Queen summons dragon On 10/18/14, at 1:40 PM, :): wrote: > :): LAUGHS On 10/18/14, at 1:40 PM, :): wrote: > :): YOU CANT JUST ACCIO On 10/18/14, at 1:40 PM, :): wrote: > YOU HAVE TO SAY ACCIO SOMETHING On 10/18/14, at 1:40 PM, The Queen wrote: > The Queen I CAN ACCIO IF I WANT TO ACCIO On 10/18/14, at 1:40 PM, :): wrote: > :): NO YOU SHANT NOT On 10/18/14, at 1:40 PM, The Queen wrote: > OKAY FINE ACCIO DRAGON FUCK YOU On 10/18/14, at 1:40 PM, :): wrote: > ACCIO PIKACHU On 10/18/14, at 1:40 PM, The Queen wrote: > HA On 10/18/14, at 1:40 PM, :): wrote: > :): flips hat around On 10/18/14, at 1:40 PM, The Queen wrote: > The Queen dragon flies off On 10/18/14, at 1:40 PM, The Queen wrote: > FUCK On 10/18/14, at 1:40 PM, :): wrote: > :): brock on the sidelines: “YOU GOT THIS, ARTWIRE!" On 10/18/14, at 1:40 PM, The Queen wrote: > NO On 10/18/14, at 1:41 PM, :): wrote: > PIKACHU..USE THUNDERSHOCK! On 10/18/14, at 1:41 PM, :): wrote: > :): PIKACHU AGRESSIVLY SHOCKS On 10/18/14, at 1:41 PM, The Queen wrote: > The Queen JUMPS On 10/18/14, at 1:41 PM, :): wrote: > FINE, I GUESS WE WILL HAVE TO DO THIS THE HARD WAY. On 10/18/14, at 1:41 PM, :): wrote: > :): thrOWS MASTERBALL On 10/18/14, at 1:41 PM, The Queen wrote: > AVIS X2 On 10/18/14, at 1:42 PM, The Queen wrote: > The Queen aggresive bird flocks On 10/18/14, at 1:42 PM, :): wrote: > GO, BARACK OBAMA On 10/18/14, at 1:42 PM, The Queen wrote: > The Queen BIRDS ATTCAK On 10/18/14, at 1:42 PM, :): wrote: > I KNOW YOUR WEAKNESS, MOTHER On 10/18/14, at 1:43 PM, The Queen wrote: > The Queen SEATS NERVOUSLY On 10/18/14, at 1:43 PM, The Queen wrote: > SWEATS On 10/18/14, at 1:43 PM, :): wrote: > YOUR SILLY BIRDS CANNOT DO ANYTHING AGAINST THE YANKS On 10/18/14, at 1:43 PM, The Queen wrote: > CONFRINGO On 10/18/14, at 1:43 PM, The Queen wrote: > The Queen lights bACKRA ON FIRE On 10/18/14, at 1:43 PM, :): wrote: > SHIT! On 10/18/14, at 1:43 PM, :): wrote: > baraCK, RETURN On 10/18/14, at 1:43 PM, :): wrote: > :): THROWS POKEBALL AND BARACK GOES BACK INTO IT On 10/18/14, at 1:44 PM, :): wrote: > :): sighs On 10/18/14, at 1:44 PM, :): wrote: > My final weapon.. On 10/18/14, at 1:44 PM, The Queen wrote: > The Queen sighs as well On 10/18/14, at 1:44 PM, :): wrote: > Actually, I have two more pokemon.. On 10/18/14, at 1:44 PM, The Queen wrote: > Mine too.. On 10/18/14, at 1:44 PM, :): wrote: > Alright. On 10/18/14, at 1:44 PM, The Queen wrote: > Actually, I have unlimited spells.. On 10/18/14, at 1:44 PM, :): wrote: > :): THROWS POKEBALL On 10/18/14, at 1:44 PM, The Queen wrote: > The Queen rAIESES WAND On 10/18/14, at 1:44 PM, :): wrote: > GO, GORDON RAMSAY! On 10/18/14, at 1:44 PM, The Queen wrote: > CRUCIO, ARTWIRE. On 10/18/14, at 1:44 PM, :): wrote: > ShIT—- > "Voldemort raised his wand, and before Harry could do anything to defend himself, before he could even move, he had been hit again by the Cruciatus curse. The pain was so intense, so all-consuming, that he no longer knew where he was... white-hot knives were piercing every inch of his skin, his head was surely going to burst with pain; he was screaming more loudly than he'd ever screamed in his life — " > I WILL NOT GIVE UP On 10/18/14, at 1:46 PM, :): wrote: > GORDON RAMSAY, USE SCONE THROW On 10/18/14, at 1:46 PM, The Queen wrote: > ERECTO! ARTWIRES TALLYWHACKER On 10/18/14, at 1:46 PM, :): wrote: > AHA! > WHAT YOU DO NOT KNOW On 10/18/14, at 1:46 PM, :): wrote: > IS THAT I KNOW HOW TO GET RID OF THAT SILLY SPELL On 10/18/14, at 1:46 PM, Francis Bonnefoy-Vargas wrote: > . . . On 10/18/14, at 1:46 PM, :): wrote: > :): RIPS OFF PANTS On 10/18/14, at 1:46 PM, :): wrote: > :): STARTS WANKING On 10/18/14, at 1:46 PM, The Queen wrote: > AH, BUT I DO~ On 10/18/14, at 1:47 PM, The Queen wrote: > EXPULSO! ARTWIRE'S DONG! On 10/18/14, at 1:47 PM, The Queen wrote: > The Queen fORCE: OVER 9000 On 10/18/14, at 1:47 PM, :): wrote: > WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SUPPOSED TO DO-- On 10/18/14, at 1:47 PM, The Queen wrote: > AHAAHAHAHA On 10/18/14, at 1:47 PM, :): wrote: > MUM, ARE YOU BLOWING UP MY PENIS? On 10/18/14, at 1:47 PM, The Queen wrote: > YES, SON. On 10/18/14, at 1:47 PM, :): wrote: > YOU.. > YOU JUST BLEW UP THE HOUSE OF PARLIAMENT On 10/18/14, at 1:47 PM, :): wrote: > /AND/ BIG BEN On 10/18/14, at 1:48 PM, The Queen wrote: > FUCK PARLIAMENT On 10/18/14, at 1:48 PM, The Queen wrote: > BIG BEN CAN BE REBUILT On 10/18/14, at 1:48 PM, :): wrote: > IT CANNOT > IT WONT BE THE SAME On 10/18/14, at 1:48 PM, :): wrote: > YOU RUINED OUR BEST LANDMARK On 10/18/14, at 1:48 PM, The Queen wrote: > OUR?? On 10/18/14, at 1:48 PM, :): wrote: > /MY/ On 10/18/14, at 1:48 PM, The Queen wrote: > WHAT DO YOU MEAN /OUR/? On 10/18/14, at 1:48 PM, The Queen wrote: > YES, YOURS. On 10/18/14, at 1:48 PM, The Queen wrote: > The Queen rips off mask On 10/18/14, at 1:48 PM, :): wrote: > MY BEST LANDMARK, YOU WANKSTAIN On 10/18/14, at 1:48 PM, :): wrote: > :): gaps On 10/18/14, at 1:48 PM, The Queen wrote: > The Queen reveals to be Sealand On 10/18/14, at 1:49 PM, :): wrote: > I KNEW IT On 10/18/14, at 1:49 PM, The Queen wrote: > WHATS UP, BUTTHEAD On 10/18/14, at 1:49 PM, :): wrote: > GO DIE, SHITFACE On 10/18/14, at 1:49 PM, :): wrote: > WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE On 10/18/14, at 1:49 PM, The Queen wrote: > KICKING YOUR ASS On 10/18/14, at 1:49 PM, :): wrote: > ACTUALLY, YOU ARN'T On 10/18/14, at 1:49 PM, :): wrote: > I THINK IM WINNING THIS On 10/18/14, at 1:50 PM, The Queen wrote: > The Queen USED THE HAIR-THICKENING CHARM On 10/18/14, at 1:50 PM, The Queen wrote: > TO HIS BROWS! MAKE THEM POOL AROUND HIM! On 10/18/14, at 1:50 PM, :): wrote: > :): SCREAMS IN HORROR On 10/18/14, at 1:50 PM, The Queen wrote: > HHA On 10/18/14, at 1:50 PM, :): wrote: > Hah..hahahahaaaa.... On 10/18/14, at 1:50 PM, :): wrote: > What you didn’t know..is that.. On 10/18/14, at 1:50 PM, :): wrote: > :): RIPS OFF MASK On 10/18/14, at 1:50 PM, The Queen wrote: > ? ? ? ?? On 10/18/14, at 1:51 PM, :): wrote: > :): IS STEPHEN HARPER On 10/18/14, at 1:51 PM, The Queen wrote: > oH? On 10/18/14, at 1:51 PM, The Queen wrote: > FUCK On 10/18/14, at 1:51 PM, The Queen wrote: > The Queen RIPS OFF MASK On 10/18/14, at 1:51 PM, :): wrote: > :): MEESE TRAMPLE On 10/18/14, at 1:51 PM, The Queen wrote: > The Queen IS OBAMA On 10/18/14, at 1:51 PM, :): wrote: > whOT???? On 10/18/14, at 1:51 PM, The Queen wrote: > The Queen EAGLE FLOCK On 10/18/14, at 1:51 PM, :): wrote: > SHIT! On 10/18/14, at 1:51 PM, :): wrote: > :): DUCKS On 10/18/14, at 1:51 PM, :): wrote: > :): canadiaN GEESE ATTACK On 10/18/14, at 1:51 PM, The Queen wrote: > WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO NOW, EHH? On 10/18/14, at 1:51 PM, The Queen wrote: > The Queen EAGLE SCREECHING On 10/18/14, at 1:51 PM, The Queen wrote: > FREEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM On 10/18/14, at 1:52 PM, The Queen wrote: > The Queen GRIZZLY BEAR ATTACK On 10/18/14, at 1:52 PM, :): wrote: > FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CCCCCCAAAAASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE On 10/18/14, at 1:52 PM, :): wrote: > :): maplE SYRUP ERUPTS OUT OF NIPPLES On 10/18/14, at 1:52 PM, SEALAND wrote: > FUCK On 10/18/14, at 1:52 PM, SEALAND wrote: > SEALAND STARBUCKS EXPLIDES FROM ANUS On 10/18/14, at 1:52 PM, :): wrote: > :): MAPLE SYRUP FLOODS EVERYTHING On 10/18/14, at 1:53 PM, SEALAND wrote: > YOU KNOW WHAT On 10/18/14, at 1:53 PM, :): wrote: > YOU SHANT WIN THIS, BROTHER DEAR On 10/18/14, at 1:53 PM, :): wrote: > :): RIPS OFF MASK AGAIN On 10/18/14, at 1:53 PM, :): wrote: > :): IS MYCROFT On 10/18/14, at 1:53 PM, SEALAND wrote: > SEALAND RIPS OFF PANTS On 10/18/14, at 1:53 PM, SEALAND wrote: > ORANGE IS THE NEW BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK On 10/18/14, at 1:53 PM, SEALAND wrote: > OH FUCK On 10/18/14, at 1:53 PM, SEALAND wrote: > SEALAND RIPS OFF AMSK AGAIN On 10/18/14, at 1:53 PM, SEALAND wrote: > SEALAND IS SHERLOCK On 10/18/14, at 1:53 PM, SEALAND wrote: > YOU LITTLE- On 10/18/14, at 1:53 PM, SEALAND wrote: > HA On 10/18/14, at 1:53 PM, SEALAND wrote: > SEALAND RIPS OFF MASK AGAINA AGIAN On 10/18/14, at 1:54 PM, :): wrote: > ?????????? On 10/18/14, at 1:54 PM, SEALAND wrote: > SEALAND IS MORIARTY On 10/18/14, at 1:54 PM, :): wrote: > SHIT On 10/18/14, at 1:54 PM, :): wrote: > :): ripS OFF MASK AGAIN On 10/18/14, at 1:54 PM, :): wrote: > :): IS JOHN WATSON On 10/18/14, at 1:54 PM, SEALAND wrote: > ??? > HA On 10/18/14, at 1:54 PM, SEALAND wrote: > WEAK On 10/18/14, at 1:54 PM, SEALAND wrote: > SEALAND SHOOTS On 10/18/14, at 1:54 PM, :): wrote: > :): BULLETPROOF VEST On 10/18/14, at 1:54 PM, :): wrote: > IM VIGILANTE On 10/18/14, at 1:54 PM, SEALAND wrote: > IM GODFATHER On 10/18/14, at 1:54 PM, :): wrote: > IM THE RING OF SATAN On 10/18/14, at 1:54 PM, SEALAND wrote: > SEALAND RIPS OFF AMSK TO REVEAL ROMANO On 10/18/14, at 1:55 PM, SEALAND wrote: > IM CAILLOU On 10/18/14, at 1:55 PM, :): wrote: > :): RIPS OFF MASK TO REVEAL ENGLAND On 10/18/14, at 1:55 PM, :): wrote: > IM DIEGO On 10/18/14, at 1:55 PM, SEALAND wrote: > SEALAND RIPS OFF MASK TO REVEAL ITALY On 10/18/14, at 1:55 PM, SEALAND wrote: > IM STILL CAILLOI On 10/18/14, at 1:55 PM, :): wrote: > :): rips off mask to reveal germany On 10/18/14, at 1:55 PM, SEALAND wrote: > Oh On 10/18/14, at 1:55 PM, :): wrote: > :): steps towards italy On 10/18/14, at 1:55 PM, SEALAND wrote: > SEALAND pUNCHES GERMANY On 10/18/14, at 1:55 PM, :): wrote: > FUCK On 10/18/14, at 1:55 PM, :): wrote: > :): RIPS OFF MASK AND IS FRANCE On 10/18/14, at 1:55 PM, SEALAND wrote: > SNEPI~ On 10/18/14, at 1:55 PM, :): wrote: > SNEPI On 10/18/14, at 1:55 PM, SEALAND wrote: > SEALAND OUCNHES FRANCE On 10/18/14, at 1:56 PM, SEALAND wrote: > YOU'RE NOT FRANCUSENAPI On 10/18/14, at 1:56 PM, :): wrote: > YOU FIGURED ME OUT.. On 10/18/14, at 1:56 PM, :): wrote: > :): RIPS OFF MASK On 10/18/14, at 1:56 PM, :): wrote: > IS AMERICA On 10/18/14, at 1:56 PM, SEALAND wrote: > Oh On 10/18/14, at 1:56 PM, SEALAND wrote: > Hey On 10/18/14, at 1:56 PM, :): wrote: > Oh On 10/18/14, at 1:56 PM, SEALAND wrote: > SEALAND KICKS FLORIDA On 10/18/14, at 1:56 PM, SEALAND wrote: > YOU'RE NOT REAL EITHER On 10/18/14, at 1:56 PM, :): wrote: > FUckkKkkKkKkkkkkKkkkkkk On 10/18/14, at 1:56 PM, :): wrote: > :): RIPS OFF MASK AND IS ENGLAND On 10/18/14, at 1:56 PM, SEALAND wrote: > SEALAND IS STILL ITALY On 10/18/14, at 1:56 PM, SEALAND wrote: > SEALAND HAS NO MORE MASKS On 10/18/14, at 1:56 PM, SEALAND wrote: > Snepi.. On 10/18/14, at 1:57 PM, :): wrote: > Snepi.. On 10/18/14, at 1:57 PM, SEALAND wrote: > Why are we fighting? On 10/18/14, at 1:57 PM, :): wrote: > Why..did this have to happen? On 10/18/14, at 1:57 PM, :): wrote: > I don’t know.. On 10/18/14, at 1:57 PM, SEALAND wrote: > I.. I don't know.. > either.. On 10/18/14, at 1:57 PM, SEALAND wrote: > I.. On 10/18/14, at 1:57 PM, SEALAND wrote: > SEALAND tears up On 10/18/14, at 1:57 PM, :): wrote: > :): sniffs On 10/18/14, at 1:57 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. teats run down face On 10/18/14, at 1:57 PM, :): wrote: > :): cocoyog drips out of eye On 10/18/14, at 1:57 PM, .|. wrote: > I-I'm sorry! On 10/18/14, at 1:57 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. slow run On 10/18/14, at 1:57 PM, :): wrote: > http://youtu.be/fWKUlyZy-uI On 10/18/14, at 1:57 PM, :): wrote: > :): slow run back On 10/18/14, at 1:58 PM, :): wrote: > :): arms extended On 10/18/14, at 1:58 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. arms out On 10/18/14, at 1:58 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. spinning On 10/18/14, at 1:58 PM, :): wrote: > :): rainbow in the sky On 10/18/14, at 1:58 PM, :): wrote: > :): rain clouds dissapear On 10/18/14, at 1:58 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. sand kicking up under feet On 10/18/14, at 1:58 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. sun setting On 10/18/14, at 1:58 PM, :): wrote: > :): flowery meadow On 10/18/14, at 1:58 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. apparently two different scenes to us On 10/18/14, at 1:58 PM, :): wrote: > :): finally hugs italu On 10/18/14, at 1:58 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. hugs On 10/18/14, at 1:58 PM, :): wrote: > :): cries into shoulder On 10/18/14, at 1:58 PM, .|. wrote: > I... I love you,  snepi.. On 10/18/14, at 1:58 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. cries On 10/18/14, at 1:58 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. hugs tightly On 10/18/14, at 1:58 PM, :): wrote: > I………..I love you too…snepi... On 10/18/14, at 1:59 PM, :): wrote: > :): hugs back On 10/18/14, at 1:59 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. looks into eyes On 10/18/14, at 1:59 PM, :): wrote: > :): rubs eyes and stares back On 10/18/14, at 1:59 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. leans in On 10/18/14, at 1:59 PM, :): wrote: > :): leans closer On 10/18/14, at 1:59 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. closer On 10/18/14, at 1:59 PM, :): wrote: > :): closer On 10/18/14, at 1:59 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. lips half a cm away On 10/18/14, at 1:59 PM, .|. wrote: > Snepi... On 10/18/14, at 2:00 PM, :): wrote: > Snepi…. On 10/18/14, at 2:00 PM, .|. wrote: > You're breath stinks.. On 10/18/14, at 2:00 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. closes space On 10/18/14, at 2:00 PM, :): wrote: > raughs On 10/18/14, at 2:00 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. kisses On 10/18/14, at 2:00 PM, :): wrote: > :): snepi On 10/18/14, at 2:00 PM, :): wrote: > SNEPI On 10/18/14, at 2:00 PM, :): wrote: > I CANNOT On 10/18/14, at 2:00 PM, :): wrote: > :): TURNS AWAY On 10/18/14, at 2:00 PM, .|. wrote: > ?? On 10/18/14, at 2:00 PM, :): wrote: > :): TEARS RUN DOWN FACE On 10/18/14, at 2:00 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. tEATS TOO? ?v?? ?? ? On 10/18/14, at 2:00 PM, .|. wrote: > S-Snepi..? On 10/18/14, at 2:00 PM, :): wrote: > I-I’m sorry, Snepi. On 10/18/14, at 2:01 PM, :): wrote: > I have my sweet yank.. On 10/18/14, at 2:01 PM, .|. wrote: > W-Why..? > Oh.. On 10/18/14, at 2:01 PM, .|. wrote: > I.. On 10/18/14, at 2:01 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. steps away On 10/18/14, at 2:01 PM, .|. wrote: > I.. sorry.. On 10/18/14, at 2:01 PM, :): wrote: > I really am sorry.. On 10/18/14, at 2:01 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. turns away On 10/18/14, at 2:01 PM, .|. wrote: > ..S-... On 10/18/14, at 2:01 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. runs On 10/18/14, at 2:01 PM, :): wrote: > Can we..just be friends? On 10/18/14, at 2:01 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. crying while running On 10/18/14, at 2:01 PM, :): wrote: > Snepi!  No! On 10/18/14, at 2:02 PM, :): wrote: > :): runs after On 10/18/14, at 2:02 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. thinking 'Why am I such a fool?' On 10/18/14, at 2:02 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. runs faster On 10/18/14, at 2:02 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. runs through forest On 10/18/14, at 2:02 PM, :): wrote: > :): follows close behind On 10/18/14, at 2:02 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. trips over root On 10/18/14, at 2:02 PM, :): wrote: > :): morPHS INTO A WOLF On 10/18/14, at 2:02 PM, :): wrote: > :): BITES SNEPIS NECK On 10/18/14, at 2:02 PM, :): wrote: > :): RIPS OUT THE FLESH On 10/18/14, at 2:02 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. lays on ground crying and clutching knee On 10/18/14, at 2:02 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. sCREAMS On 10/18/14, at 2:02 PM, :): wrote: > :): DEVOURS SNEPI On 10/18/14, at 2:02 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. STILL SCREAMING On 10/18/14, at 2:02 PM, :): wrote: > :): RIPS OUT STOMACH On 10/18/14, at 2:03 PM, :): wrote: > :): EYES RED LIKE THE RING OF SATAN On 10/18/14, at 2:03 PM, :): wrote: > :): GROWLS On 10/18/14, at 2:03 PM, :): wrote: > :): CONTINUES EATING SNEPI On 10/18/14, at 2:03 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. SCREECHING IN STOMACH On 10/18/14, at 2:03 PM, :): wrote: > :): walks away after eating bits of snepi On 10/18/14, at 2:03 PM, :): wrote: > :): leaves snepi bleeding On 10/18/14, at 2:03 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. sobbing On 10/18/14, at 2:04 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. stops On 10/18/14, at 2:04 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. eyes red On 10/18/14, at 2:04 PM, :): wrote: > :): morphs back into England On 10/18/14, at 2:04 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. lifts head On 10/18/14, at 2:04 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. vision blurry On 10/18/14, at 2:04 PM, :): wrote: > :): walks through the forest back to Buckingham palace On 10/18/14, at 2:04 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. blacks out On 10/18/14, at 2:04 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. wakes up On 10/18/14, at 2:04 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. is in some sort of cave On 10/18/14, at 2:04 PM, :): wrote: > :): finally gets to the tea room On 10/18/14, at 2:04 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. body patched On 10/18/14, at 2:04 PM, :): wrote: > :): sits down in a chair On 10/18/14, at 2:04 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. sleeping wolves around body On 10/18/14, at 2:04 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. one wakes up On 10/18/14, at 2:05 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. licks face On 10/18/14, at 2:05 PM, :): wrote: > :): guard pours some tea into a  cup On 10/18/14, at 2:05 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. looks at stomach On 10/18/14, at 2:05 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. lifts cloth On 10/18/14, at 2:05 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. sewed On 10/18/14, at 2:05 PM, .|. wrote: > ? On 10/18/14, at 2:05 PM, :): wrote: > :): sips the tea On 10/18/14, at 2:05 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. looks at wolf On 10/18/14, at 2:05 PM, :): wrote: > :): thinks about snepi On 10/18/14, at 2:05 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. wolf panting On 10/18/14, at 2:05 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. looks back at stomach On 10/18/14, at 2:05 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. wolf licks stomach On 10/18/14, at 2:05 PM, :): wrote: > :): strokes a corgi whilst drinking tea On 10/18/14, at 2:05 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. stomach glows On 10/18/14, at 2:06 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. feels power running through veins On 10/18/14, at 2:06 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. eyes flash On 10/18/14, at 2:06 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. wolves awaken On 10/18/14, at 2:06 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. howl at moon On 10/18/14, at 2:06 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. transforms On 10/18/14, at 2:06 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. into a wol On 10/18/14, at 2:06 PM, .|. wrote: > f On 10/18/14, at 2:06 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. howls as well On 10/18/14, at 2:06 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. runs out of cave with wolves ffollorng On 10/18/14, at 2:07 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. runs to Buckingham Palace On 10/18/14, at 2:07 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. bursts past guards and into tea room On 10/18/14, at 2:07 PM, :): wrote: > :): glances up On 10/18/14, at 2:07 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. growls at England On 10/18/14, at 2:07 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. foaming On 10/18/14, at 2:07 PM, :): wrote: > :): growls back and morphs into a wolf On 10/18/14, at 2:07 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. grows 30ft On 10/18/14, at 2:07 PM, :): wrote: > :): red eyes On 10/18/14, at 2:07 PM, :): wrote: > :): growls 5000000 ft On 10/18/14, at 2:07 PM, .|. wrote: > This calls for a.. On 10/18/14, at 2:07 PM, :): wrote: > A scone off? On 10/18/14, at 2:07 PM, .|. wrote: > //rap battle// On 10/18/14, at 2:08 PM, :): wrote: > YOU’RE ON On 10/18/14, at 2:08 PM, :): wrote: > :): turns back into england On 10/18/14, at 2:08 PM, .|. wrote: > oOOOOOOOOH TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT On 10/18/14, at 2:08 PM, :): wrote: > :): gangster hat on On 10/18/14, at 2:08 PM, .|. wrote: > WHATCHA REALLY REALLY WAN On 10/18/14, at 2:08 PM, .|. wrote: > T On 10/18/14, at 2:08 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. turns back to Italy On 10/18/14, at 2:08 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. gold teeth and glasses, backwards hat On 10/18/14, at 2:08 PM, .|. wrote: > Ciao, mothafucka On 10/18/14, at 2:08 PM, :): wrote: > :): turns up music On 10/18/14, at 2:08 PM, :): wrote: > SWINGS ARM On 10/18/14, at 2:09 PM, .|. wrote: > .|. clears throat On 10/18/14, at 2:09 PM, :): wrote: > :): HEAD BANG On 10/18/14, at 2:09 PM, :): wrote: > OH YOU CAN TELL EVERYBODY > WELL YOU CAN TELL EVERYBODY > GO AHEAD AND TELL EVERYBODY > IM THE MAN IM THE MAN IM THE MAN On 10/18/14, at 2:09 PM, :): wrote: > YES I AM YES I AM IM THE MAN